Vik Torino, Chairman and CEO of Banco De Puerco, lashed out this morning at the pending legislation to amend the Credit Card Holder's Bill of Rights to limit interest charges to 18%."Eighteen percent!" Torino screamed at reporters this morning. "What the hell are we all supposed to live on here? Have you ever tried paying the f**cking property taxes on sixteen houses?"
Thinking the podium microphone was off, Torino turned to one of his bevy of attorneys and muttered, "What the hell good does it do us to buy these f**king Congressmen any more? They don't do a f**king thing for us!"
Realizing the error, he turned to the reporter's gallery and said, "Excuse me. I've got to use the head. This sh*t is making me want to puke."
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