Credit lines tapped out?
Banco de Puerco is excited to announce the BdP NewEconomy Card, a credit card designed for the new economic world we live in!
Don't worry about maxing out! We don't assign limits for the NewEconomy Card. Buy whatever the hell you want, when you want it.
Don't worry about payments! We have people who will visit you, if necessary, and provide friendly reminders.
Don't worry about us! (and our hard-earned bonuses) The economy-neutral APR on the NewEconomy Card will assure that we'll make money no matter what happens. If we don't get it from you, we'll get it from your kids, your grandkids, your freakin' cat Eloise. Whatever it takes.
Take a peak at part of our NewEconomy Card ad campaign!
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