Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Fluffy Bergstrom Dumps the Big Guy

Less than half an hour after the U.S. Government (along with a couple of Mounties to cover the "jurisdictional issues") repo men picked up the new Banco de Puerco executive jet, Fluffy Bergstrom, the 19 year-old "close associate" of Chairman Vik left him in the chill Winnipeg air.

"I'm going back to my tattoo parlor in Venice Beach. Back where I can have some real fun!"

A seemingly despondent Vik had "no comment" according to his press secretary, Nolan Blogg.

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